Why I am single?

April fools. 

checkout the http://www.jasongregor.com/ people.  He is the bald guy with the hot cohost which BTW studies show will make those who find her attractive useless.  Evolution really is a pain in the pants. 

gebawalky.. muahaha

Forgive the spice in my response.  I fear you pay for the sins of others.  Forgive the emotion.  I don't want you to lose a sale because of it.  I think your market potential is huge.  Youtube for example has lots of potential clients.  I don't understand why everyone doesn't use you.  I would so look to create a deal with youtube where the ad revenue could go to paying for the cost of the app.  Just offer it to partner videos as a service like moo.com did for social business cards.  The only down side is from an app owners perspective I might want to mix feeds. 

Each tuber generally with have a few youtube channels, a few blogs, twitter channels and fan pages.  I have 13 teen of each.  Dailybooth.com is a really neat feed also with some huge potential along with geoapps of varying kind. 

Top Tubers make in excess of 300k a year.  There is potential growth there for you.  I might suggest that you create a video where you give a decked out app to a few tubers in your area.  ipod kid or ijustine or sxephil.  GE used youtube and the California youtube stars to reach millions.  There is a huge business side to being a tuber.  I would argue that as you develop your following online it should give you a dollar per sub in terms of revenue sharing.  If you look at the top tubers they are all around the 100k+subs.  Video is becoming by far the most consumed media.  That market will open further if we develop better why access for second and 3rd world where our first generation ipads which were cool can be a job or a business. 

The feeds you want for the tuber are this.

Youtube channels (multiple)
Twitter feeds (multiple)
Facebook fan pages (multiple)
Dailybooth picture updates (multiple)
Blog through RSS feed (multiple)
Live Stream (multiple)
Foursquare (multiple)
Yelp (multiple)

The way people think of social media is fundamentally wrong.  The last thing you want to do is be a talking logo.  People find it easy to hate on a logo and hard to do so to a person.

If you are smart in terms of marketing you pay attention to all the trends online.  Logically you would simply look at the feeds someone like ijustine uses and basically take your app and say lets get all that cool stuff about ijustine into a single app that gets it all for us.  Allow her to sell it as .25 cents a month.  Cost of a glass of lemonade which you should do as a deal with one of the pop companies. 

I am nobody right now.  I actually had a facebook app that basically did what you do but on facebook.  It was about grabbing a persons favorite sites which was too boring I think.  I also didn't trust the code.  I was using india. 

The thing that your app does is it allows you to capture the whole story.  Stupid simple and for a lot of parents this would also be really, really nice in terms of you could rate the parental levels of the partner videos. 

I always thought that facebook made a mistake when it just let friendfeed die.  Is it friendfeed?  You want to know a business then get to know the feed.  Geo means that every franchise should be running its own feed where you use the personalities of your people as themselves beneath a central logo.  don't ever be a talking logo when you can be a person.  A company is an idea of lots of different people working towards a common goal which is often to get rich and retire.   Each person is important because small things can have big affects. 

It use to be fine to have one central logo telling the world to use this product, but marketing says nobody cares what logos say.  It is the people that make us choose one place or another.  Your stars of social media should be your help.  The cost of good contextual help in terms of maintaining it is very costly.  Fox Creek Joel something created a nice Q and A wiki.  Jingproject, stupid simple Q and A between businesses and companies.  In terms of talk and do this would make it far easier to help people.  I would suggest autolinking it to social media as a video in youtube. 

The whole idea though is for small businesses in big industry like power, oil, gas if you could grab all that media and using crowd source create a feed where you can turn your clients into your help and marketing using subtle game theory. 

I spent 7 years in that market and it is archaic.  People charge way too much for good help which is never as good as it should be.  It is hard frickon work to find someone you trust in any industry.  For you it is like the circle of friends you trust their code. 

Anyways I am a fan.  I want you to be better than rackspace.  I asked the guy about hosting a facebook app and he sends me website data.  All technical with very little explanation.  Link to a wikipage please.  I have done sales naked in a bathouse in Asia.  Installed software on the distributed control systems that ran just about every big industry a little bit tipsy.  You had to drink with the plant managers before you did anything.  It was what they call white wine and we call moonshine.  To chase this they give you beer and cigarettes.  You give the guy your duty free.. muahaha.. I could tell you stories that would blow your mind. 

It just pissed me off cause I was really interested in rackspace, I just don't want to get stuck on the phone with a sales person.  Social media should empower people to learn to use a product or service before they buy.  It should reduce the costs of both help and marketing because it utilizes both geo and social shared "likes" all in an itty bitty little app they call appmakr after getting screeched in by kissing a puffins as. 

That would be pretty cool.  If you could turn this around and give businesses an tablets app which would allow the waitresses to offer at tables deals.  10% if you share a little social media from your phone to the franchise feed.  Wouldn't it be nice if you could train people when to use your restaurant by giving them 10% off if they bring 3 people, 15 if you bring 5 people. 

He never answered my questions.  He didn't understand anything about selling.  Postal code.. Provinces.. Beer where you can find the booze content on the cans.  I was a jock all the way and then spent time in the NAVY, after that traveled the world for business. 

Nothing better than that.  Have you thought about etsy, amazon and ebay market.  Combine those feeds together in terms of products they are selling with quick buy through the phone.  If you want to think in terms of stupid simple it is the story that makes us like the small business owner.  we want to know their name.  It matters to us. 

Been fun.. keep doing what your doing in general.  Just be nice to Canadians.  Remind us of when our thanksgiving is.  We forget cause of the morning frostbite you get by going outside.  Sometimes you just freeze through it.  Honey where were you?  I was the snowman dear.  Thanks for that. 

You have football to remind you.  I am like willing to practice American thanks giving if you can teach me to deep fry my turkey wallmart style. 

I know you are like this guy is insane..

They call me ivan "connect the dots"  Mahony don't blame me.. blame the cats..
I use to be normal, I really did.. then the cats stole my mind and fucked with my brain....

You have been publisized in a blog where maybe 5 people will read it daily till the end of time.  When your kids are running the business into the ground cause they are soft.. soft I tell you... it will be that recommendation from the smartest or dumbest man alive.. that will keep you afloat.

You took a risk being human.  You showed your inner fail whale that we all have.  Any idiot can look good when things are wonderful.. it is much harder to look good when things go bad..

Bad being you emailed a crazy person..

The gebasiztion is complete. 

not for people with heart conditions..

http://igebadia.com

If you want to find those who are responsible for war, then look at who profits the most from it.   Look at who routinely profits from dealing with death.  The gulf of mexico was good for the tar sands in Alberta.  There is always a good with every evil if you can call money good.  Some call it is the root of all evil yet we all run after it, it will turn us into animals, we will kill for it, justify all sorts of evil to get it. 

Open you mind.. 

people see me as this fuddly looking guy I suppose.  the days of being nimble seem to have left me long ago.  I am hoping that means the journey is near end for me.  I am older, much older than the wrinkles around my eyes.  see time is merely a function of some parts of whatever this is.  there are others that exists in an eternal loop where the world around you ages only if you will it so.  It is where all matter feeds in and out of.. an ancient place where only those with no emotion can exist without getting lost for awhile in the chaos of life. for some it is the chance to live when they were happiest I suppose.. whether that be a dream or an adventure in life.. whatever your heart desires is as best as you can describe it.  for me it was always a double edged sword because my fractured mind always would betray me.  A self destructive nature, the cost of find the right path to take.. life isn't about being happy, it is about surviving.. people live in this illusion that they can be healed without understanding you must try to tame and understand the pain.  what is the math saying to you.. the cost to me will forever be what I most desire in this world.. a wife and ... and I can not go father than that.. I am sorry there is the hint of my greatest desire.. and of my greatest pain as I stare into the mirror and see everything I want shatter into a billion pieces for something I do not know I believe in anymore. 

I look at the human race and what we have become. Maybe my eyes have seen too much.  this is the 12th or 13th world I have been to.  Each time it seems it is the same. No matter how hard I try each time they seem to always be one step ahead.. even if I were to wait a billion years I would not have the time as the oldest of them.. the googolians... your stories always under estimated time.  you have lived with this idea that somehow the world is only 6000 years old even though every single other thing was much much older.  remember we never really know the result of a single choice different because the math is bigger than us.. it is something alive.. the most simple evidence for a higher power is the fact that everything that was will always be.. in terms of energy.. everything from the frog to the dirt to you are a form of energy.  the one constant. 

I am lost again.  If I seem disjointed it is because my pain tells me the path.. it is my math.. it guides me this madness which I must surf blind.. never truly knowing if a choice is right.. life has a way of taking something from you.. maybe it is this thing we call hope.. waking up and wanting to simply fall back to sleep.. to never wake up cause each morning is filled with the screams of the billions I have failed.. each world.. watching it because the worst version of man.. descending into fear.. spending billions to find the chance that something evil might go boo when you open the closet.. the slaughter of millions to various things always justified by those that have the best marketing or the biggest guns.  he who has the biggest dick always wins the war. 

They let us destroy ourselves until we have mined every single natural resource and then they take what is left and turn us into blood wine.   It is a trillion dollar industry just like using humans for electricity.  One of many where anything is possible.  They are not the only creatures in the universe we have to fear.  they are just the ones the cats are sworn blood enemies. I am the pawn of the cats.. I live, I remember I am each person I have always been in each world... memories locked apart but merged together, accessed by the emotion of need. 

I am tired my love.. I must go to bed.. perhaps tomorrow I will awake with a smile..wouldn't that be fun and unexpected.  I hate waiting for the math to speak me.. what is next.. will I find a job.. each day it seems life tests us.. I do not see flesh but hardened steel upon the scars upon my chest.

nameless one

It has been awhile since we last talked.  the days often collide together for me.  a series of images which seems like someone else's life, not my own.  I spend most of my time sitting in an old wooden rocking chair staring at the noose I have hanging from my bedroom ceiling.  a scotch in one hand, rose petal cigarettes imported from China in another.  I know kind of morbid.. or maybe a lot morbid.  It is hard to tell people about the dark thoughts of my mind.  Usually they freak out and you spend more time reassuring them you will not do anything stupid then just being able to get it out.  I always hated how in life you can never truly be honest with another human being. 

When you have lived as long as I have death is something you always long for but never can seem to find.  I have seen a 1000 faces in my life.. a 1000 people I have cared for in someway all now gone.  They grow older and I stay the same.  The curse of the gift which the cats gave me.  It never gets easy losing someone.  They stay with me, that pain of loss stays with me and often I have to come to this place.  My home that is merely an illusion on my ship.  It is as if the pain, the loss, the memories are all I have left of the person whose voice I no longer hear.  the room is dark, barely any light which is kind of how I feel inside. Overwhelmed, lost in a sea of arms ripping at me.. or maybe I am the sea of madness grabbing at the ghosts of my past.  All I ever wanted was love.

The one thing this life and every other life has taught me is I cannot handle love.  It is like a storm that tears me down from the inside out, leaving me an empty carcus that breaths but does not move as emotional pain manifests itself into a dull horrid pain that never seem to leave me.  Even when love is good I cannot enjoy it because I always see the end.  That moment where you plunge off a cliff towards the rocky beach below.  People always say hang in there, you will find someone.  This is just our human nature overcoming logic.  For me part of the curse of the dark energy is lack of serotonin in the brain.  This means I am prone to sadness.  Combine this to the fact I have a million memories I cannot make sense of.  Pain that has no answer.  Pain that even this Jesus fellow could not heal.  Deep pain is like that.  there are no answers to why it happened.. there are no truths to be gained other than life is a motherfucker and sometimes knowledge is pain.

I suppose that makes sense if I look at it logically.  If one can look at pain logically which is likely a question for someone smarter than me.  I do not have the perspective to know anything except I wish I had never been.  It is too much to put the fate of the world on the shoulders of a single man.  To curse him with 12 minds and then ask them all to live alone.  To never be able to feel love or know the peace that so many others seem to have from it.  To always fail at it.

it is why I often find myself alone in my room on my ship which has no name because you name a ship for someone you love.  Just nobody I loved ever loved me.  Maybe that is my fault because to understand the world, to understand people ... all I can see is my cracks, my flaws.  It is like when you called me sexy and I went limp.  You thought it was your fault when it was me unable to..

there was this 3 year old girl who didn't know she was suppose to be afraid of me.  the personality that belongs to this world's niece.  She is unlike any other kid I have ever met in that she was not afraid of me.. instead of seeing the worst of myself in her eyes I saw a blank slate. I did not know how to handle that.. when she made me watch cartoons with her I felt like my insides shattered even more.. before all this started 1000's of year ago all I ever wanted was to get married and have kids.. that dream died sooner rather than later as it was hard enough to take care of myself, let alone another...to sit there living that dream for even a moment was too much.

what a thing it must be to die.  to not have to feel sad all the time.  not have to feel the weight of the world upon me.  I am so tired of fighting the good fight.  people seem content to just let someone else thing for them.  I fear for earth the same way I have feared for many planets.  It is always the same.  Mine the resources and then turn the planet into a blood wine factory.  Crazy I know and maybe I am just a crazy person.  Maybe I am not from parallel worlds, maybe that noose is just in my mind, maybe I don't have 12 personalities and I can't control dark energy with a thought. The only way to know is to put it around my neck and see what happens.

Too much a coward.  This always make me laugh because my emotional instability makes it hard to live and yet I am too much of a coward to end it all and die.  I don't even know if I could die yet.  There remains so much to do.  How I long for it though.. how I long to sleep and never wake up..

Nameless one

Jasmine my love,

did you know the poets of old were just nut jobs like me?  yet my nuttiness which we all know is caused by love which fucks with the brain leading you to think you talk to cats.  I actually had a girlfriend who thought I thought I thought I talked to putty cats.  I wish cats would talk to you.. then you would be able to ask them why they sit and stair at you?  That is all I want to know.. a dog is easy to understand, play, food, sleep... that is all they think about.. cats just sit there and your convinced they are planning some sort of assination attempt.  The CIA is run by cats.. the horror, the horror.. the cia  is of course the vampires or googolians as we call them.. ageless ones.. see a google is actually a number I think.  I pretty big one and so it just fit cause vamps live that long on average.  hardest as hell to find and even harder to kill.  you all actually think they would love a human.  dam have you talked to a 17 teen year old.  after 10 minutes you are ready to kill yourself.  there are somethings  we can all agree upon, it is unlikely that anyone including vampires would ever want 17 year old, justin beiber, my name is stupid teenage girl. 

Truth is they rarely mate if ever.  Coldly efficient, as time seems to strip emotion away as knowledge grows.  life is merely a collection of observations and conversations that is constantly changes.  time is something we under estimate.  just think about it. to never lose the knowledge that is lost each time we die.  Well when I die cause most of you are stupid. It is a fact, don't hate me cause the math says you are an idiot.  Don't worry my arrogance makes me just as dumb.  The story is just more fun if I give a little bit to hate.  I hate blind love, let me earn it by having a first bad impression. 

I am sorry my dear jasmine.. you know how I love to partake in green smoke that frees the mind.  People really have no idea about me.. from the a room in my ship.. oh yes I said ship my pharos daughter.. my cleaopatra.

See the most difficult thing for man in terms of space travel is it costs so much dam money sending stuff to space.  We could invent all sorts of really cool stuff, live in space if we could just get a hotel to the dam moon.  Maybe a mars colony.  Problem is bricks and steel weigh far too much. some might say nanotubes will be the solution.  I cannot tell you your future.  I only know my own fate.  a mixure of randomness full of bread crumbs if you know how to look.  truths you are suppose to find through the fires of your own personal journey.

my ship is made of something different I guess you could say.  There is a parallel reality where matter does not colapse on itself. it becomes something else which can only be melted in one of the planets closure to your sun.  Mercury I think darling but my head is not always right.  you know how I am always lost in images I do not yet have words for.  It is the curse of so many minds. Each world you jump you gain a mind.  And for every world you do not exist with the spell you find another.  someday I will explain it in detail for now it is true because I say it must be so an because I was the biggest dick you ever had you believe me.  how I miss your sinful knock at my hotel room door.. I hope you forgive me for last time.  I must go do to sleep.. my brain seems lost.  I will write again, tomorrow my love who walks in the dreams when life tastes sweet..

namesless one

Maybe she didn't pray enough?  Maybe god is mad at her daughter?  It is just logical that oil would buy both sides...and who cares if Obama took money.  Get elected and then make the changes needed.. cause man the western world is completely messed up morally..

We are talking about deep water drilling little miss I don't believe in evolution.. we are 6000 years old and apparently 2 white folk can make all of us without incest going on.. honestly unless it contains emotional words do you think any of you zombies understand anything?  All you all ever do is read the bible over and over again and nothing else.. easily controlled by simple emotional statements... youtube pay per click ads making Obama look like a republican..

forgive me for going off.. it is just they always make the environment about jobs.. about money now versus having to be clean.. about can't make any money without polluting.. just once I wish they could elect someone with half a brain.. not lost oin the hocus pocus of control..

I would like you to go to your parents.. say thanks mom and dad for selling out the world.. raping and robbing in blind...jesus is fuckin sociopath or the masses is..

they call me the nameless one...

this was my response or at least what I would of liked to say in regards to this article..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/16/sarah-palin-on-oil-spill_n_614299.html

like Jesus always tells me.. there is no cure for stupid..